• My sister the the butterfinger burgler!

    Submitted by Igor L on 4/1/2010 9:09 PM

    I love butterfingers, but so did my sister!(She ate a hole pound of chocolate, in a hour!) So I bought a "king sized" bar, before work.(So I could enjoy after.) So when I came from work I left my jacket by the garage, then sat down on the couch. So when I got my butterfinger, my cellphone rang. But it was IN SIDE my jacket so I got up and ran for it. I answered to some who hung up. Then I realized it had to be one person, my "sinister" sister! so I ran to get my bar, only to discover it being eaten. So she looked at me and said "April Fools!" But I never got my bar back.

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