• Mysterio

    Submitted by Nick D on 4/1/2010 7:43 AM

    Well, the last time I remember seeing my bar, I was training my pet hawk. Being the amazing falconer that I am, I noticed something small in the distance that I wanted my hawk to scoop up. Thinking it was a delicious Butterfinger bar, I was excited up until the point that my hawk dropped the object in my hand. You see, to my dismay, someone must have stolen my bar while I wasn't looking. The wrapper that was dropped in my hand still had my name on it. Whenever I find this nefarious nemesis, I will reap vengeance by relieving them of any Butterfinger bars that they might have.

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