• Nap time theft

    Submitted by Omar A on 4/1/2010 6:49 PM

    I had just laid down on the couch with my butterfinger laid gently on the table in front of me and closed my eyes for what had seemed like only a moment, when horror struck. I opened my eyes to find nothing but the wrapper purposely placed on the table without the butterfinger inside, someone had not only laid a finger on my butterfinger, but they ate the entire thing and left me with an empty wrapper to grieve with.

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