• Nasty Cat Snatched My Butterfinger

    Submitted by Eric W on 4/1/2010 6:58 AM

    I Awoke April Fools Eve At Approximately 11:55 p.m. EST To Find My Aggressive (Possibly Rabid) Feline Tearing Into My Newly Bought Lucious, Peanut-Buttery Butterfinger I Was Saving To Enjoy After Lunch The Next Day. As I Attempted To Retrieve My Favorite Snack, The Vicious Critter Pounced At Me, A Ruccus Ensued, And The Next Thing I Remember Was Reawakening At 12:05 a.m. EST And Seeing The Empty Butterfinger Wrapper Lying Next To An Already Sleeping Fat Cat......

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