Night of the Stolen Butterfingers
Submitted by Salinder S on 4/1/2010 4:01 PM
It was an inside job. It had to be. Complete secrecy had been adopted from the purchase, delivery and storage of my stash of Butterfingers. I had taken all precautions. But there was a rat! I had not counted on the acute smell of rodents. It had made it past the underfloor detectors I had installed, the trip wires and other alarms. The heist was stealthy, quick and clinical in its planning. But the tell-tale crumbs were there for me to see, and this rat's paws were all over the empty wrappers!
I have bagged the evidence and await the Butterfinger CSI!