Nighttime burglary
Submitted by Diane H on 4/1/2010 8:46 AM
Rattle rattle rattle. What is that noise in my living room? It is 2 am. I grab a flashlight and creep into the room. I see a dark shadow. I flash my light on the big dark shape. "Mom! What are you doing?" As she swallows the last of the butterfinger candy bar she says, "I had to eat it before it went stale..."