• Ninja Attack!

    Submitted by Karna S on 4/1/2010 9:40 AM

    I was studying in the library ready to eat my Butterfinger because there is nothing like a Butterfinger. Suddenly, a ninja stole my Butterfinger. I screamed "Let go of my Butterfinger" as I ran after the ninja who started throwing books onto the ground. I leaped like a panther over, craving the Butterfingers. He was almost out the door when I saw a broken skeleton. I picked up an arm and chucked it at the ninja. The ninja fell and I raced to my precious Butterfingers. As I enjoyed my Butterfinger, I shouted, "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger," as I stood over his body.

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