Ninja Chipmunks
Submitted by Kari F on 4/1/2010 9:31 AM
Taking a break from work, I grab a delicious Butterfinger and head outside. I sit on a bench and begin to unwrap it. A perfect break out of the ordinary! I hear a rustling to my side, getting louder and louder. My attention is drawn as something makes a leap onto my bench. It's a squirrel - and this squirrel seems to be wearing what I could swear is a black ninja mask! I am promptly beamed in the head by pieces of pinecone. They are shaped into tiny ninja stars! I drop my Butterfinger on my lap as I rub my face, and the ninja squirell pounces and sqiftly runs off with my beloved candy bar.