• Ninjafingers

    Submitted by Michael J on 4/1/2010 3:48 PM

    Yesterday, while diligently working (or at last working hard to pretend to be working hard) I decided to take a butterfinger break. On my way back to my desk I noticed an unusual shadow on the westward facing wall of my work area. By the time I thought enough about the situation to wonder what was causing a shadow on the wall like that - I was attacked by 23 tiny iguanas in ninja outfits. Small, green and deadly they smacked the holy hell out of me with their tails as they grabbed my Butterfinger and ran off hooting in delight (YES, iguanas can hoot!) Since then I've been afraid to move..

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