• Ninjas

    Submitted by Andrew J on 4/1/2010 4:43 PM

    My butterfinger was ninja'd at the office. It was placed in the freezer at approximately 0800 hours to be consumed at 1300. It was to be a delicious after lunch frozen treat, complete with a steaming cup of coffee. Sadly, it was not to be as I eagerly opened the freezer to discover it had gone missing. My coworkers informed me that ninjas must have come into the office and taken it, as each and every one of them are classy and honest people. Be on the watch for ninjas, lest they lay a finger on your Butterfinger too.

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