• No More Butterfingers

    Submitted by Chris K on 4/1/2010 9:56 AM

    My incredible hankering for a Butterfinger was getting the best of me so I made a dash to Wal-Mart, only to discover that they were out of Butterfingers. How could this happen? Wal-Mart is the giant of stores! Yet there I was, my mouth all ready for the most incredible candy bar in the whole world, and there were no more to be found. My life was not worth living. I could go on no longer. Then, I decided to make a last ditch effort and run in Kroger. There it was. My Butterfinger was waiting for me in the check out lane. This was a wonderful day. I got my Butterfinger!!!

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