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    Submitted by charles s on 4/1/2010 7:39 AM

    Last October 31st my doorbell rang and I went to answer it with a bowl of Butterfingers that I happened to be carrying. Three short masked individuals stuck their hands into my bowl and grabbed some Butterfingers. They then turned and shuffled off back to their two large accomplices. Something similar happened several more times that nite so I decided to not answer the door for the next couple of weeks lest I lose ALL my Butterfingers. No one has been caught yet,but things are now back to normal.

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