Not so Secret
Submitted by Eugene W on 4/1/2010 9:09 AM
The missus has a stash of sweets. It started out in the nightstand next to the bed. Our youngest found her Butterfingers, so she moved it to a cookie jar that was never used. He struck again. Next, to a back corner of a shelf in the kitchen pantry. Didn't last long there. Tried hiding them in plain site on an end table. "He whom cannot find anything in front of his face" found them immediately. Maybe we need to hide the Butterfingers on the lawnmower or some other laborious device. The new safe is on order.