• ODE TO A STICKY FINGER

    Submitted by MICHELLE L on 4/1/2010 11:04 AM

    O WHERE O WHERE DID MY BUTTERFINGER GO O WHERE O WHERE DID IT GO WITH A STICKY HAND AND CHOCOLATE LIPS O WHERE O WHERE DID IT GO WHOSE HANDS AND LIPS WERE THEY ANYWAY SOMEONE STOLE MY CANDY BAR BUT WAIT I CAN STILL SMELL THE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE AND OH NO IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER I TASTE ALAS IT WAS ME, MYSELF AND I IT JUST DIDN'T LAST LONG ENOUGH SO I JUST KNEW I COULDNA ATE IT ALL.

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