• Ode to a lost Butterfinger

    Submitted by David S on 4/1/2010 8:33 AM

    One day I was working, From 7 'till late at night, When I felt a hunger craving, But something wasn't right. The orange candy bar, I had put down aside, Was no longer laying there, Did it go run and hide? I searched on the floor, I looked in the trash, I even checked inside, Bob's toenail clippings stash. But when I checked Mike, Who thinks he is a rapper, I saw laying on his desk, An empty orange wrapper. So if you're hungry at work, Be sure not to linger, And pray that nobody has, Laid a finger on your Butterfinger.

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