Pillow Bandit
Submitted by Richard P on 4/1/2010 9:44 AM
I awoke one morning to find that someone had stolen my Butterfinger while I slept. All that was left was an empty wrapper on my pillow. A strange calling card for a thief, I thought. One odd thing... I had the oddest morning breath... it smelled vaguely of peanut butter and chocolate.