Police Blotter 10/31/09
Submitted by Jan R on 4/1/2010 1:19 PM
It started out like an ordinary Halloween.
But then we got a call. Female. Left her Halloween candy on her porch. The candy was GONE!
My partner and I raced to the residence.
“But officer, you don’t understand, these were FULL SIZE Butterfingers” FULL SIZE? The really big, really buttery, totally delicious ones? Now that IS a crime!
We took the report and were ready to leave when we spotted the perp. We’ve run into him before, street name “Max”. Cute little guy in a dog costume. Or was it a costume?