• Prints

    Submitted by M R on 4/1/2010 12:44 PM

    Prints on the counter. Prints on the wall. My Butterfinger was everywhere, Yet nowhere at all. I looked in the drawer, Where I knew it had been, Hoping to find My favorite sin. Then from the closet My ears did detect, The giggling sound Of my tiny suspect. She looked up at me, With eyes so bright And then she shrilled With pure delight! Tiny hands and face covered With Butterfinger so sweet, A three year old stole Mommy's special treat!

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