RIP Beloved Butterfinger
Submitted by Crystal H on 4/1/2010 8:05 AM
That beautiful bar has been laid to rest. Why? It was a terrible thing. Downright criminal. I turned my loving gaze for only an instant and the perpetrater had his grimy paws on it before I could blink. Before I knew it, he had demolished it right before my eyes. The evidence was everywhere. The crime scene was among the worst the police had ever seen. As they handcuffed the evil attacker, he stared menacingly into my eyes and licked his lips. "I'd do it again in a second..." he muttered. I turned away, my heart broken. My beloved bar was gone forever, never to be seen again.