• Release It.

    Submitted by willie j on 4/1/2010 8:43 AM

    I went to the vending machine to buy a Butterfinger, I put the money in, but that machine decided it was not going to release my candy bar. It got almost ready to drop, and just stopped!! Oh no!! you are not going to rob me of my treat. I got the strength of Superman, and I grabbed that machine and I shook it so hard that it finally released my candy. Dont mess with or try to come between me and my BUTTERFINGER!! It aint happening!!!

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