• Roger

    Submitted by Brandi P on 4/1/2010 9:30 AM

    I usually keep my Butterfinger in the freezer. I like it cold and frozen. Yum! So I come home one day and my yummy Butterfinger bar is gone! My son looks guilty so I stare him down but no confessions are made. Just as I'm about to give up on the case, in comes Roger, my pet pot-bellied pig. He is sporting a big grin AND his face is covered with chocolate! "MY BUTTERFINGER," I yell. He walks by and lays down to take a nap. How he got in the freezer, I will never know.

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