Runaway Nuns
Submitted by Kris C on 4/1/2010 9:58 AM
A gang of segway-riding nuns corralled me outside of the convenience store. Their leader took pulled her goggles down around her neck and growled "Gimme that butterfinger" while the rest of them circled us like sharks. I handed it to her and they all took off with a slow-moving cloud of dust.