• Sad Day,,,

    Submitted by Andrew R on 4/1/2010 4:09 AM

    One day, I was walking home alone and decided to eat my butterfinger. All was fine until I got the wrapper off, THEN out of nowhere a kilt wearing ninja penguin swooped down, grabbed my butterfinger, slapped me to the ground, then proceeded to steal my wallet... Then it just vanished... I was then left broke, in pain, and worst of all... hungry for a butterfinger :(

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