• Say It Ain't So

    Submitted by Jo O on 4/1/2010 8:49 AM

    I wildly rushed into the room with only one thing on my mind - satisfaction! The only satisfaction one can get when they bite into a distinctively crunchy Butterfinger bar. But- was I to get said satisfaction???? NO! While I had been away, toiling at my job, someone apparently snuck into my home, went through all of my things and stole my freshly purchased Butterfinger, thereby robbing me literally and figuratively (the robbing of the satisfaction thingy, get it?) Anyway, there I was, done in and down in the dumps so I dropped everything and had a good cry.I wanted my Butterfinger bar!!!

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