Seller Beware
Submitted by Katie R on 4/1/2010 6:49 PM
March 31 at 14:23 a man named "Dennis" arrived at my house. He reported he wanted to buy antiques. He pushed his way into my home analyzing belongings and offering to purchase them. When I refused to sell my Egyptian cat and cast iron clown bank, he left my residence sprinting away. I then noticed the Butterfinger that I bought that morning was missing from the coffee table.
Upon police arrival, I was informed that it was another "Dennis" case. He stalks the candy aisle waiting for the purchase of a Butterfinger, finds his mark, and creates another victim of Butterfinger theft.