• Slippery Sally

    Submitted by Laurel Y on 4/1/2010 8:51 AM

    I work with slippery sally, and have always considered us friends. We would often go out for lunch, and share a Butterfinger. When I was home sick from work one Wednesday, Slippery Sally snuck into my cubicle, and stole every last one of my Butter Fingers. I really need to win the year's supply of Butterfingers. I won't ever share with Slippery Sally again. In fact, we're not even friends, and I've moved my cubicle far from hers. Moral: Don't trust anyone with your Butterfingers!

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