Stepped out for only a minute.
Submitted by Justin K on 4/1/2010 11:31 PM
Sitting on my couch. My butterfinger - ready to be enjoyed when I decided I wanted to compliment the great chocolate/peanut butter fusion with a glass of milk. I headed to the kitchen, butterfinger - safely on the table. When I came back the only thing left was half a ripped empty butterfinger wrapper, taunting me with its sweet aroma. The thief must have come in through the window. Most disturbing - they drugged my dog! I didn't hear him bark at all! Poor dog! Lesson learned. Never leave the room without first securely placing your butterfinger in your hand for guaranteed future consumption!