Stinky cheese man and the crime of the century....
Submitted by April on 4/1/2010 7:22 AM
The man who smelled of cheese and sardines scratched his greasy beard thoughtfully. He could smell the yummy goodness of the butterfinger bar in the aisle across from him....but how to get it?? After thinking long and hard, he made a fib about selling his hair for baby formula and told it to the a young lady with the butterfinger sticking out of her purse. She believed him and generously bestowed her one and only butterfinger upon him. Belatedly she realized that male pattern baldness invalidated his story.