• Stolen in the middle of the night

    Submitted by bethann m on 4/1/2010 7:38 AM

    Last night I awoke at 3am as I normally do. I woke up with the thought of my butterfinger on my mind. Still half asleep I opened the door of the refridgerator( I like to keep my butterfinger's cold) and to my surprise my butterfinger was missing. Where did it go??? I'll tell you where it went, into my husband's fat belly about 2 hours earlier( well this is what he told me anyway) while I was fast asleep dreaming of my butterfinger's. Gotta try to hide them better, but not to well, so I will still be able to find them when I am half asleep at 3 in the morning.

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