• Sweet Tooth

    Submitted by Amber T on 4/1/2010 7:44 AM

    As a dentist I fight cavities and have patient's swear that they will keep their hands (and teeth) away from sweets. But after a hard day of drilling and filling I look forward to the sweet crunch of a tasty Butterfinger. Hey, who says you have to practice what you preach? I keep a stash of bars behind the boxes of gloves for safe keeping. Once I discovered my secret stash was missing I became frantic. My staff asked what was wrong and afraid to admit my sweets obsession, I told them I was looking for the source of cavities. That's no lie, since someone laid a finger on my butterfingers!

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