BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

Halloween night, one of my friends said to me, "I'll give you all my candy corn for your BUTTERFINGER®". I looked at her like the lunatic she was, and not just 'cause candy corn is revolting. Too bad for me though; she had already taken it from my stash and eaten the whole darn thing. I was so upset that later, I dumped the entire contents of her jack-o-lantern into her cat's litter box. It probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. I mean, think of that poor kitty; I should have dumped the candy in her washing machine instead. No one gets away with laying a finger on my BUTTERFINGER®.