• Terrible Twos

    Submitted by Patricia M on 4/1/2010 6:53 PM

    As I sat down on my couch getting ready to enjoy my freshly opened Butterfinger, my two year old daughter started throwing a wild tantrum in the other room. I was forced to put my Butterfinger down and race to her bedroom. When I got there, the screaming had stopped and she was nowhere to be seen. I ran to the living room worried for my precious chocolate bar! I looked down at the table where I had left it, but It was gone! I ran all over in search of my candy and my daughter, until finally I spotted her in the closet covered in chocolate with an empty wrapper crinkled on the floor.

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