• That blasted crow

    Submitted by Joseph G on 4/1/2010 11:11 PM

    so all of a sudden a crow takes my butterfinger. the bird then flys to the highest branch of this giant tree. so I then began to climb the tree in an attempt to retrieve my butterfinger from this feathered thief. so I make it to the top and there he was trying to open my butterfinger with his beak so I grabbed the nearest pine cone and chucked it at him. the bird drops my butterfinger and without thinking I leap after it. so I begin to fall and I hit branch after branch of this tree until finally I make it to the ground. as I reach to get my butterfinger my sister snatches and eats it.

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