• The 2 year old theory

    Submitted by James L on 4/1/2010 7:53 AM

    I just got back from the all night 7-11 to get some cough syrup for my 2 year old son. The bag was on the table & I had also purchased a butterfinger for myself. Lo & behold when i get back out of the bathroom, there was no butterfinger but the cough syrup was still there. The suspects were my wife & my 2 year old. Neither confessed. So i waited my 2 year old to cough & see if he had evidence in his mouth. Lo & behold once he coughed I noticed butterfinger evidence. My wife started to bust out laughing & I noticed butterfinger evidence in her mouth too! Good thing i ate 1 in the car!

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