• The Aerial Butterfinger Napper

    Submitted by Olga F on 4/1/2010 8:52 AM

    It was a hot summer day on the Jersey shore in 1984. A little blond girl with a ponytail on the side of her head and jelly bracelets on her wrists was walking along the boardwalk eating her Butterfinger. She heard a terrible screeching sound and looked up into the air. There was a giant seagull squawking, heading right for her. She screamed and ran, dropping her Butterfinger. The fat seagull then swooped down and layed his big old beak on her Butterfinger. The little blond girl ran crying to her mom and got a new Butterfinger. After all, no one lays a beak on her Butterfinger.

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