• The Big Red butterfinger bandit

    Submitted by Ruth K on 4/1/2010 8:45 AM

    Another evening with my butterfinger as.all lights are dim with blinds drawn I sit cozy in my chair carefully unwrapping my butterfinger anticipating each buttery bite my eyes begin to close as my rich milk chocolate enters slowly between my lips..RING,RING,and yes another RING follows on my phone as I ask myself "Should I answer or maintain my position?" I place my butterfinger close to my chair as I run to the phone on the last ring no one is there...What's this I see up on my chair indulging on my prized candy bar? Big Red my Irish setter with a phone cord wrapped around his neck!! True

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