The Black Forest of Butterfingerlessness
Submitted by Ben C on 4/1/2010 9:22 AM
So one sunny summer day, I was camping in the forest near the lake. I was sitting in the tent, sweating profusely. I then decided I would go for a cool and relaxing swim in the lake. I grabbed my butterfinger and set it down by the table with my other belongings. The strange thing is, there was nobody at the lake except for myself. I stepped into the water and realized that I had forgotten my swim goggles. I turn around and I hear loud footsteps running away from the camp. My butterfinger is gone!!! I look east and I see the culprit as he escapes. I think bigfoot just stole my butterfinger...