• The Butter Fingered Bandit

    Submitted by Joshua on 4/1/2010 9:45 AM

    Finals, I reach into my backpack and pull out a frozen Butterfinger. Ripping off the wrapper the first bite, everything is going to be okay. Next bite, "I am going to ace this test!” the doors fling open. Collecting my things I reach for the remaining half. Where is it? What the! I look: Left, Right, Up, Down and nothing! Then out of the corner of my eye I see something move. A squirrel has stolen MY BUTTERFINGER! Running out of time and all I can think about is that squirrel. Taking a deep breath, I reach into my backpack pulling out a Butterfinger: "No one lays a finger on my Butterfinger!"

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