The Crunching
Submitted by jeremy b on 4/1/2010 7:02 PM
One day after buying a delicious butterfinger's bar I met with the must unusual of circumstances. My classmates had all turned into butterzombies! They chased me for block after block, trying to extract my delicious treat from my cold dead hands. Well, they weren't dead. Cold yes, dead no. Butterfingers are amazing if you put them in the fridge for a bit. Anyway, the horde chased me for almost an hour until somehow I dropped my candy. I guess I have butterfingers. They all converged on the candy, and somehow fell down a well. I'm safe now, but I'm really hungry.