• The Day the Finger Clan stole my Buterfinger

    Submitted by Mathew H on 4/1/2010 9:56 PM

    Just a few weeks ago i was enjoying my delicious Butterfinger while watching my favorite TV show,Cheeses and Butterhead. That is until I got the need to go to the bathroom. I finished my mission successfully and returned to my chair only to notice my Butterfinger was gone and I quickly transformed into my true robot form and scanned the room. I found a ninja hiding in the corner of my ceiling. I launched a barrage of attacks upon the sneaky ninja, to which he returned and defended many. We fought for three days and nights before I ran out of battery power and fell to the ground.

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