• The Dirty Scoundrel

    Submitted by Laura L on 4/1/2010 9:42 AM

    I only left it for a few seconds, just can not believe that this happened. I was at work and had some important documnents to copy for my boss. When I got back to my desk.... I could tell immediately that someone had taken a big bite out of my butterfinger. I started bawling and called the police. I asked the police to take DNA samples and fingerprints, but they said no. I became enraged. Then I fainted and my boss called an ambulance. (Good thing I have benefits) Sorry for the tear drops on this paper, I still get choked up recounted my story even after 28 years. I am fine now.

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