• The Dog Didn't Eat My Homework

    Submitted by Kaely B on 4/1/2010 10:37 PM

    I was sitting at the table, unwrapping my delicious Butterfinger bar, when the phone ran? I started for the phone but realized too late that the chair had not been pushed in, and that my little chihuahua Carlos had spotted my butter finger! We both made a mad dash back to the table, but I tripped over the phone cord and he made off with my prize before I could even get up! When I took him to the restroom later that evening, there was a candy bar on the ground allright, but a Butterfinger it was not!

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