BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

There I was. It was a typical day. Some called me a hero, some said it was nothing. But heres what went down. I was walking down the alley when suddenly these two guys cornered me in. They wanted my butterfinger. As they came closer, I went into ninja mode and held the butterfinger like a sword. I did a front flip over their heads and then I used my num chucks to tie them up in the corner. Then I said "don't lay a finger, on my butter finger!" I saved the butterfinger with my ninja skills.