• The Game

    Submitted by eliza v on 4/1/2010 11:42 PM

    As you can see, i am filing a crime report for a lost candy. It feels like my brain has been licked by the very tongue of Loki the god of mischief. It was there in the fridge and now it is gone and i strongly suspect it was my boyfriend as he is the only one o live with me. I am going to flip the bed while he sleeps.

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