• The Giant Fire Breathing Dragon

    Submitted by John L on 4/1/2010 9:43 AM

    Well, I stepped out of my apartment on the generic busy urban street, was going to go on the way to my typically subway commute, lo and behold there was a giant fire breathing dragon in the way. Terrified that I would be burnt to a crisp, and then torn limb from limb, I tossed him my new, dragon sized Butterfinger bar. Needless to say, he was satiated. I was now free to board my train. But now I'm out one gigantic Butterfinger bar. But hey, at least I got to work.

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