• The Great Buttersby

    Submitted by dave k on 4/1/2010 9:56 AM

    The town had just banned the local distibution and consumption of peanut butter and chocolate calling it the 75th Amendment. Speakeasies all over town work day and night trying to create their own combination hoping, praying it would taste like the rich peanutbuttery goodness of a butterfinger. But to of no avail. This town, this country has taken away my right. My right to enjoy the perfect combination of chocolate and peanut butter and I need it back. I NEED IT BACK!!!

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