The Hound of the Buttervilles
Submitted by Mark N on 4/1/2010 8:39 AM
When investigating the appearance of a mysterious pen in my office it came to my attention that something was missing. MY BUTTERFINGER!
A Mr. Mortimer later arrived to claim his pen and recounted the horrific story of the The Hound of the Buttervilles. The story goes that one night Hugo Butterville kidnapped and imprisoned a Nestle food scientist to make candy at his will. Only all the crunchy chocolate-covered peanut butter goodness created kept disappearing.
Long story short, Mr. Stapleton stole my Butterfinger, and ate it!