• The Lost Butterfinger

    Submitted by Michael M on 4/1/2010 6:56 PM

    It was late one evening. I had just purchased my Butterfinger from the store. Then, a villian in a mask (it may have been a Racoon) swooped down and snatched my Butterfinger. He said "chitter chitter chatter," which again, may mean he was actually a Racoon. I watched as he scattered away, Butterfinger in hand (or possibly paw). I cried, I screamed, I wanted my Butterfinger back.

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