• The Penguin Chronicles

    Submitted by Panda R on 4/1/2010 5:16 PM

    Due to the recent legalization of the flightless birds otherwise known as penguins my dream to have one has come true. But there is one downfall to penguin ownership he has chosen to jack all of my butterfingers. I looked away and that flying impaired monkey loving butterfinger stealing winch ate the whole freakin box.

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