• The Purr-fect Crime

    Submitted by Nick T on 4/1/2010 9:43 AM

    As a firefighter, it's my duty to help those in need. Well this past Saturday, I received a call from Miss Winterbottom, who claimed her kitten, Lulu, was caught in a tree. As I climbed up the oak to rescue the feline, I felt a little tug on my pants. I turned around to find Miss Winterbottom had removed the delicious Butterfinger bar from my back pocket, and was now running down the street. When I got to the top of the tree, there was no cat at all. Just a note that said "thanks for the snack."

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